You love All girls except white girls 😞

@imsammarie

mustabeenthemmouthtricks:

destinysfetus:

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

best post of 2k14

This is why I followed you!! Lmao

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens)

Tegan chokes up (x)

(Source: ttandsara)

bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽HALLOWEEN HAVEN☾*。☆

bats-n-cats:

☆。*☽HALLOWEEN HAVEN☾*。☆

(Source: tweakyyy)

theniftyfifties:

Pin up art by Gil Elvgren.

theniftyfifties:

Pin up art by Gil Elvgren.

iodt:

The Craft (1996)

iodt:

The Craft (1996)

christel-thoughts:

  • Eric Garner (July 17)
  • John Crawford (Aug 5)
  • Michael Brown (Aug 9)
  • Armand Bennett (Aug 10)
  • Ezell Ford (Aug 11)
  • Dante Parker (Aug 12)

albinwonderland:

fandomsandfeminism:

dieluftmensch:

c3l3s:

what the actual fuck

Halloween season is like this 2 month long competition of “What is the most absurd thing we can sexualized for ladies!?” 

(Along with a concurrent competition in “Most horrific offensive stereotype of a racial and/or cultural minority” )

Remember ladies, it may be an apocalypse, but don’t let that mess up your beauty routine. You have mens to attract. I mean, they might.. be dead. They might be dead. They might want to eat your flesh. But it’s a compliment. 

placebo - slackerbitch

you come across impure
i didn’t mean it
you’re goddamn immature
i didn’t mean it
you act so insecure
i didn’t mean it
you hate me now i’m sure
i didn’t mean it

(Source: zsmilebomb)

human:

alternate ending to tfios

nikkilipstick:

kurovoid:

igor-le:

All_Blvck_Everything

how to be perf 101

needs this model

nikkilipstick:

kurovoid:

igor-le:

All_Blvck_Everything

how to be perf 101

needs this model

(Source: michaeleatshipsters)

notcisjustwoman:

tinaconte:

concrete-donuts:

do you ever read those posts about “hey i just came up with a new gender” and want to get hit by a bus

that’s offensive to publictransportkin.

lmao

lightfox177:


"Spectres over Transylvania"

lightfox177:

"Spectres over Transylvania"

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